1997 Called...

Hi, I'm John.

I'm a web developer who misses when the web was weird, personal, and unapologetically ugly.

By day, I build modern things. By night, I build thisβ€”a pixelated corner of the internet where I share thoughts on technology, art, product engineering, retro vibes, and my love for flip phones.

What you'll find here:

  • πŸ“ Blog posts about tech, creativity, and building things online
  • 🎨 Art and design musings β€” why ugly is the new pretty
  • πŸ“± Flip phone love letters β€” fighting screen addiction one dumbphone at a time
  • 🏚️ Web nostalgia β€” keeping the internet wonderfully weird

Why "1997 Called..."?

Because the old web was fun. It was messy, it was personal, and nobody cared if your site used Comic Sans on a tiled starfield background. This is my tribute to that era β€” built with raw HTML, zero JavaScript frameworks, and absolutely no good taste.